{"id":42,"date":"2012-09-18T05:00:23","date_gmt":"2012-09-18T05:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/?page_id=42"},"modified":"2012-10-18T11:48:15","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T18:48:15","slug":"about-the-smug-scout","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/?page_id=42","title":{"rendered":"About the Smug Scout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/3829_10151237171717028_1822428522_s.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-43 alignleft\" title=\"Claudia Bi-Rite\" src=\"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/3829_10151237171717028_1822428522_s.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"130\" height=\"130\" \/><\/a>Smug Scout loves to find new and (woefully) often expensive\u00a0food, drinks, and objects that make their consumers feel superior to the rubes who just buy\u00a0the ordinary, mass-produced, soulless and dreary items.\u00a0 Smug\u00a0Scout loves to travel to places that confirm her superiority and refined taste, but she will not go to poor countries that mistreat women or animals, require innoculations, and fail to offer their\u00a0local products in beautiful packaging.\u00a0 Smug Scout does not tolerate primitive conditions, suffocating crowd scenes,\u00a0or sitting\u00a0on the ground to eat.\u00a0 Thus, when Smug Scout leaves the country,\u00a0her destination is Western Europe.\u00a0 Please share with her any\u00a0Smug sightings or experiences you think might be of interest. She is always looking for new destinations to mock and adore at the same time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smug Scout loves to find new and (woefully) often expensive\u00a0food, drinks, and objects that make their consumers feel superior to the rubes who just buy\u00a0the ordinary, mass-produced, soulless and dreary items.\u00a0 Smug\u00a0Scout loves to travel to places that confirm her &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/?page_id=42\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45,"href":"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42\/revisions\/45"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}