{"id":560,"date":"2013-01-16T07:58:20","date_gmt":"2013-01-16T15:58:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/?p=560"},"modified":"2013-01-16T09:39:24","modified_gmt":"2013-01-16T17:39:24","slug":"smug-farmers-market-find-113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/?p=560","title":{"rendered":"Smug Farmers&#8217; Market Find: 1\/13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/?attachment_id=562\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-562\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-562\" alt=\"Lion's Mane mushroom sign\" src=\"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Los-Angeles-20130113-00118-e1358276073282-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Los-Angeles-20130113-00118-e1358276073282-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/smugscout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Los-Angeles-20130113-00118-e1358276073282-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/smugscout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Los-Angeles-20130113-00118-e1358276073282.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>Smug Scout is back from her\u00a0winter\u00a0vacation. Smug Scout\u00a0<em>slightly<\/em> regrets\u00a0that she has been so busy scouting in recent weeks that she has taken no time to write, but now that she is back at work, she can return to her writing duties. On Sunday she was feeling glum about being stuck in bright, sunny Los Angeles when she would rather be in grim, gray, dismal, rainy France, Germany, or Belgium, but a trip to the Mar Vista FM was helpful in distracting her from this preposterous\u00a0longing. The market was\u00a0offering greens at virtually every stand, so she of course bought\u00a0assorted varieties of kale and chard as well as some fascinating skinny-leafed speckled lettuce that\u00a0was almost the subject of this post.<\/p>\n<p>However, when she saw the sign for lion&#8217;s mane mushrooms (along with its name in Latin, surely a\u00a0necessary reference for\u00a0all the\u00a0customers who may otherwise only know it as Japanese <em>yamabushitake<\/em> or <em>pom pom blanc<\/em>), she knew she had found her winner. Smug Scout was attracted by the sign&#8217;s promise: &#8220;rare &#8211; delicious &#8211; nutricious [sic].&#8221; Now we already know that all mushrooms are delicious and nutritious, and it seems like this one delivers on both counts: it can taste like\u00a0lobster, it is\u00a020% protein, and it\u00a0has been\u00a0proven to reduce anxiety, improve memory, and even\u00a0regenerate dead or dying nerves (or something like that, but you are not reading Smug Scout for scientific accuracy).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/?attachment_id=563\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-563\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-563\" alt=\"Lion's mane\" src=\"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Los-Angeles-20130113-00119-e1358282069811-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/smugscout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Los-Angeles-20130113-00119-e1358282069811-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/smugscout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Los-Angeles-20130113-00119-e1358282069811-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/smugscout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Los-Angeles-20130113-00119-e1358282069811.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>So that is all fascinating, but what makes this mushroom so Smug is the fact that it is rare and thus unknown to most people, even other mushroom\u00a0cognoscenti. It also seems like\u00a0it will stay that way because not many people are even able to buy these mushrooms from Tanya the backyard farmer from Thailand (previously introduced in &#8220;Smug Farmers&#8217; Market Find: 10\/7&#8221;).\u00a0In fact, when Smug Scout says &#8220;not many\u00a0people,&#8221; she means &#8220;one.&#8221; Yes, Tanya showed up to the FM with a table full of oyster mushrooms and one single lion&#8217;s mane. She offered to sell this solitary specimen\u00a0to Smug Scout. As Smug Scout was photographing her prized bounty, she found herself mixed up in an unfriendly exchange with a disgruntled rare mushroom seeker.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Disgruntled Rare Mushroom Seeker [to Tanya]: Wow! You have lion&#8217;s mane mushrooms!<\/li>\n<li>Tanya: Not anymore.<\/li>\n<li>Smug Scout: I got it.<\/li>\n<li>Disgruntled Rare Mushroom Seeker [to Tanya]: But the market just opened five minutes ago! And what does she mean by &#8220;it&#8221;?<\/li>\n<li>Tanya: There was only one lion&#8217;s mane mushroom&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Smug Scout: &#8230;and I just bought it.<\/li>\n<li>Disgruntled Rare Mushroom Seeker [still to Tanya]: That&#8217;s outrageous you came to the market with only one single mushroom to sell!<\/li>\n<li>Smug Scout: I guess you need to get here earlier next week.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>At this point Smug Scout received a look of death from Disgruntled Rare Mushroom Seeker, who then stormed off fiercely. Tanya was unfazed by the outright\u00a0hostility (Smug Scout believes some of that was lost in translation, the rest in indifference) and actually went on to tell Smug Scout that she took Smug Scout&#8217;s recommendation to roast oyster mushrooms with olive oil and grilling spices and was so delighted by their uncanny bacon flavor that she stopped buying bacon altogether and has even asked for permission from the FM manager to bring samples for customers so she and her non-Thai husband\u00a0can market the oyster mushrooms as a bacon substitute. All because of Smug Scout! Yes, Smug Scout is shamelessly proud of her influence here, especially because she advocates for pigs, who would certainly also support this new marketing of oyster mushrooms.<\/p>\n<p>The lion&#8217;s mane, on the other hand, tasted like a crab cake (a good one with no filler). Smug Scout is happy to advocate for crabs, too. But she will have to get to the market next week even before it opens to avoid a mushroom fueled\u00a0version of &#8220;High Noon.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smug Scout is back from her\u00a0winter\u00a0vacation. 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